Rear ends are apparantely sweet :P:P

I happily happily hogged on my chocolate truffle (yummmmmmmuyyyy….) and spoke to my friends in monosyllables with mouth full of chocolate cream. They were teasing me but little did I care….i looooove chocolate truffle and it was yummy :)……
I was standing in front of this shop, which had mannequins stationed outside and I was standing next to one while still hogging.
Ok Now...Suddenly I feel something around my waist and then something touch my ….ahem…rear..serious!
My friend guffawed…..and doubled up with laughter….
Startled, I turned to see what the hell just happened….I was confused to an extent that i thought i was losing my mind....and moreever yesterday i realised i had Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia!!!!!! and nothing quite registered coz I only saw a kid running away…..
But my friend was kind enough to end my confusion and supply me with an explanation…..rather very loudly!!!!!!!!
“THAT KID JUST KISSED UR ASS!!”
Enough said!!
p.s: for those who are curious, the kid was a girl….must be 5-ish …..now don’t ask me why she did it…..I HAVE NO FRIGGING CLUE!! my friend added that the kid prolly mistook me for a mannequin...whatever!
Ahh….the cons of having a sweet ass!! :D :D :D