No song this time.. but something random that popped up in my mind while i was watchin tv last nite... THought ill blog it.
The Indian women are among the most beautiful in the world: the results at international beauty contests over the last several years have established that. And I am not accepting the brains part that the organizers insist goes with beauty at these contests. The questions asked at the contests to test their brains are inane, and the answers equally so. I expect this is what the trainers teach them to do: " Read the question. If you are not capable of that task, as most of you aren't due to the time you have to spend in cuticle correction and navel wrinkle prevention, ask for an interpreter. This way you don't have to subject your eyes to any physical strain of reading and can safely preserve energy for batting them at the lecherous judges present. At this juncture I find it necessary to mention that most of you make sexual advances towards the male section of the panel only. That is quite sad, as you're missing out on all the lesbian votes from the female section of the panel. After reading/hearing the question pretend to think. Now the process of thinking is too long winded to be taught to you. So you can feign the act by concentrating on a spot on the floor of the stage, or gazing at an empty seat in the audience. Then take the deep breath and exhale and flash a "I've got the perfect answer because I'm a nuclear scientist helping orphans" smile at the panel. Now comes the least imporatnt part :The actual answer. If you've got the rest of the act straight, all you need to do is connect world peace, orphans, Mother Teresa, happiness to the question and voila! you've got the perfect answer. Let me give you an example. Q: What is the one thing you wish you can change in the world today? A: If only we could all spare a thought to accomodate *insert any of the above suggestions* in our lives, I'm sure the world would be a better place to live in. Those of you who've understood, pack your bags and go home. You're too clever to be a beauty pageant winner. And the rest of you may proceed to your eyebrow enhancement sessions." Having said that, of course I don't think most models are dumb! Look at me...All of us are! Note: Use of 'us' may lead you to think I'm a professional model. Those of you who thought that( MY GOD, LET HIM SAVE U) yes you're right(***sarcasm***) and don't read further. Those of you who didn't think that ( AM IMPRESSED), I have no new information for you.
